On Monday night I went to a class. I came home to take the dog out and fed her and we played. I left for one hour. I came home to find the dog had opened my drawer (which was left open a crack) and stuffed her nose in there and picked out not one, not two but THREE of my bras. She then carried them to separate rooms and licked them. I came home to three wet bras all over the house as a little dog wiggled and showed me her belly saying "don't kill me mama!"
She sought out MY stuff and then made sure I knew she could have eaten them just as a warning. "Don't leave again bitch or these bras might be gonners!"
Billie Jean
Spring 2009
About Me
- JaciR100
- Boston, MA, United States
- I grew up outside of Boston and work at The Agency.. My husband and I have a condo and a bulldog named Billie Jean. My life is simple. I like beer, sleeping puppies, my Tivo, and when Brett is home.
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1 comment:
Her nose is your bras.
Sounds like Brett put her up to it :)
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