I don't know what happened to me. If there was some big event or what but I hate chickens. I hate chickens so much that even the sight of a fake one makes me want to scream, run and vomit all at the same time. Last Thanksgiving Eve I was home alone (Brett was at work per usual) in my Avon Lake apartment and I logged onto the Yahoo! homepage. To my surprise a very large rooster took over my homepage and pecked at me. I was so freaked out I had a heart pain. A CHICKEN ON A LAPTOP GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
I have been made fun of this for years. Every now and then I get chicken gifts (Not funny Danielle!!) and people like to show me every random rooster/chicken "art" in Marshalls etc.
Last night I felt a little better about my hatred of chickens. I now have back up.
My puppy Billie Jean saw a rooster on the TV last night and started to attack it. She was barking (not normal) and growling at the TV while also trying to hide behind me. Damn Extreme Home Makeover!
I am glad my dog shares the hatred of the Evil Chickens. I knew we were meant for each other.
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Hehe I don't know how you used to work in the Comm. Office...apparently Nancy loves chickens...
Everyone loves chickens! I had friends growing up that their moms had rooster wall paper and "art" all over their kitchens! I couldnt even eat there! Traumatized by chickens... at least im not alone. My dog hates them too.
I'm guessing there's a reason why you never shared the chicken-on-your-laptop-story with us over Thanksgiving dinner!
Hey, what kind of pierogies do you want? Tim suggested chicken...
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