Skinny Women

I was on the T (subway/train thing in Boston) the other day and I was talking to a co-worker. She got up at her stop and the guy standing in front of me sat down. He looked like Howard Stern with the glasses and nasty curly hair only like 2 feet shorter. I called him Mini-Stern in my head. Mini-Stern opened a napsack (yes... it was a napsack) and took out a notepad. He turned a few pages until he came to a page and turned it towards me. In big letters it read:

I LIKE SKINNY WOMEN

I took one look at this and burst out laughing. Other riders on the T were looking at me. I didnt care. This shit was FUNNY! Then he looked annoyed and flipped to the next page. It read:

I AM SINGLE AND NOT A PARENT

This is when the full force of my laugher came out aka I was snorting. I was laughing uncontrollably and I'm sure the other T riders just brushed me off as "another crazy". Mini-Stern got really mad and then flipped the page back violently and then turned it to the big black woman on the other side of him. I'm not sure if he looked before he did it...

One of the funniest things to happen on the T in a long time.