I think I have a tape worm. I'm going to call him Marty. I'm hungry all the time. Its probably just being bored at work but it sucks. Marty is constantly yelling at me and forcing me to think about walking to the ice cream store or eating the candy in the dish in my office. Its no fun. I hate my tape worm.
And nooooo for all of you reading this. I am not with child. This is me. All the time. Starving! Damn you Marty.
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hahahaahaha i have one too!!! LOLA!!!! she mostly craves margaritas and cookies... weird... haha
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