UPDATE: Know the story.. dont be the story

So apparently on Wednesday night I was the story. Thankfully towards the end of the night I was trumped by two co-workers who became "the story".

I all started with sake tasting after work. I won a sushi rolling contest and won $100 at Best Buy (oh yes, brett, that is for your christmas gift!). I was a litte excited about winning and decided to tell EVERYONE. I also thought it was a good idea to tell everyone my boss was drinking a Zima. She wasnt a fan of that at all... I paid for it on Thursday.

Soo around 9:30pm a New England Patriot line backer came into the restaurant. He stood next to me at the bar with a friend and got food and drinks. Co-workers started coming up to him and talking to him. In my drunken state I told him that I would be his bodyguard and save him from my idiot co-workers. Instead of actually saving him I made a big deal of insisting that I was his "4 foot 11 inch BODYGUARD". I was so hammered that at the end of the night Mr.Football Player asked if I was ok to go home alone. Bad right?

Thankfully for my drunken co-workers who
1. grinded the Football Player and chastised him for having a teammate that is her obnoxious neighbor
2. made out with the new Gay Guy in the office multiple times in front of everyone

... I was not The Story the next day. Hey! At least I know the story - right? hehehe