does Giselle put foundation over Tom Brady's purple lips?
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Showing posts with label NE Patriots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NE Patriots. Show all posts
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Monday, December 3, 2007
Not A Football Fan
Tonight I am flying to Baltimore to watch the Monday Night Football game - Pats vs Ravens. Some of you might know that I'm not exactly a football fan. I don't understand the game no matter how hard I try. I think the fact that it takes multiple trys to get to 1st down is retarded. I understand baseball and basketball but Football... for some reason I just don't get it.
So... you are now thinking that this bitch who doesn't like the game is now flying down to Baltimore to watch it is more retarded than her ideas about a 1st down. Yes - I know. I'm an idiot. I like watching live sports. I don't have to understand the game to stare at the hot, big, muscular guys in tight pants run around the field. I don't have to like the multiple times it takes to get to a 1st down to enjoy a sweaty Tom Brady on the sidelines.
My husband and most of my friends and co-workers are angered by my lack of love for the game of Football. I feel like they give me a little extra slack b/c I am a season ticket holder for the Celtics. Do you? Is it ok? Can I be a one-sport woman? Basketball is the only sport that I can watch on TV (Tommy Heinson is amazing) and live. Baseball is ok but since Brett is an angels fan its All Baseball All The Time and that can get annoying. There really isnt anything like going to a Sox game though... amazing.
Ok - back to Football...
Tonight should be a great time - my first boondoggle with work. My first taste of the fun trips that happen with spending huge amounts of ad dollars on websites. I have my Ski gear and Uggs ready to battle any weather that December can throw at me.
So... you are now thinking that this bitch who doesn't like the game is now flying down to Baltimore to watch it is more retarded than her ideas about a 1st down. Yes - I know. I'm an idiot. I like watching live sports. I don't have to understand the game to stare at the hot, big, muscular guys in tight pants run around the field. I don't have to like the multiple times it takes to get to a 1st down to enjoy a sweaty Tom Brady on the sidelines.
My husband and most of my friends and co-workers are angered by my lack of love for the game of Football. I feel like they give me a little extra slack b/c I am a season ticket holder for the Celtics. Do you? Is it ok? Can I be a one-sport woman? Basketball is the only sport that I can watch on TV (Tommy Heinson is amazing) and live. Baseball is ok but since Brett is an angels fan its All Baseball All The Time and that can get annoying. There really isnt anything like going to a Sox game though... amazing.
Ok - back to Football...
Tonight should be a great time - my first boondoggle with work. My first taste of the fun trips that happen with spending huge amounts of ad dollars on websites. I have my Ski gear and Uggs ready to battle any weather that December can throw at me.
Friday, November 9, 2007
UPDATE: Know the story.. dont be the story
So apparently on Wednesday night I was the story. Thankfully towards the end of the night I was trumped by two co-workers who became "the story".
I all started with sake tasting after work. I won a sushi rolling contest and won $100 at Best Buy (oh yes, brett, that is for your christmas gift!). I was a litte excited about winning and decided to tell EVERYONE. I also thought it was a good idea to tell everyone my boss was drinking a Zima. She wasnt a fan of that at all... I paid for it on Thursday.
Soo around 9:30pm a New England Patriot line backer came into the restaurant. He stood next to me at the bar with a friend and got food and drinks. Co-workers started coming up to him and talking to him. In my drunken state I told him that I would be his bodyguard and save him from my idiot co-workers. Instead of actually saving him I made a big deal of insisting that I was his "4 foot 11 inch BODYGUARD". I was so hammered that at the end of the night Mr.Football Player asked if I was ok to go home alone. Bad right?
Thankfully for my drunken co-workers who
1. grinded the Football Player and chastised him for having a teammate that is her obnoxious neighbor
2. made out with the new Gay Guy in the office multiple times in front of everyone
... I was not The Story the next day. Hey! At least I know the story - right? hehehe
I all started with sake tasting after work. I won a sushi rolling contest and won $100 at Best Buy (oh yes, brett, that is for your christmas gift!). I was a litte excited about winning and decided to tell EVERYONE. I also thought it was a good idea to tell everyone my boss was drinking a Zima. She wasnt a fan of that at all... I paid for it on Thursday.
Soo around 9:30pm a New England Patriot line backer came into the restaurant. He stood next to me at the bar with a friend and got food and drinks. Co-workers started coming up to him and talking to him. In my drunken state I told him that I would be his bodyguard and save him from my idiot co-workers. Instead of actually saving him I made a big deal of insisting that I was his "4 foot 11 inch BODYGUARD". I was so hammered that at the end of the night Mr.Football Player asked if I was ok to go home alone. Bad right?
Thankfully for my drunken co-workers who
1. grinded the Football Player and chastised him for having a teammate that is her obnoxious neighbor
2. made out with the new Gay Guy in the office multiple times in front of everyone
... I was not The Story the next day. Hey! At least I know the story - right? hehehe
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